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   oppie
   

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   I have two. "Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered". and "No good deed goes unpunished". I have found that both are almost always true.

   NASCAR...Everything else is just a game.

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   "There are lies, damn lies, and statistics."
   Winston Churchill

   
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   God created idiots till he got it right. Then he created a school board. Mark Twain

   If at first you don't succeed you are running about average.

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   Man, you look like you been rode hard and put up wet.
   Southern saying for your looking rough we say this to the deckhands on the boat at the end of the day. There usually soaked and got all kinds of stuff all over them.

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   Oppie- I have actually instructed my wife to have "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished" engraved on my headstone.

   My other favorite saying (well, I use it a lot anyway...) "This is bullshit."

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   Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

   I won't see any communication directed to me here. I'm no longer active at this forum.

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   A favorite of mine up here in the frosty North " Froze up harder than a wedding D**K "

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   Cobsandclays, I have found that one to be true 99.9% true, 99.9% of the time. Funny how things work....

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   Arthur, Never heard that one, but I love it.

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    To newbie truck drivers. "Boy, you wouldn't make an ingrown hair on a real truck driver's butt."

    Or, "Boy, they last piece you got was when your finger slipped thru the toilot paper."

    I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane.

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