Eyes wide open, but the brain cells were detached !!

[ernest]

It was a beautiful evening today,7:45pm.Walked to the store.
The traffic light was in my favor,and half way across the street a car made an illegal left turn and kept coming toward me.The crazy thing was,his eyes were locked onto mine.
He kept looking right at me,and as I wasn't sure which way to run,I mentally prepared my jump on to his hood and prepared to roll it out.
Suddenly,he slams on his breaks and stopped 5 feet from me and yelled out apologizing.I couldn't say a word because my heart was pounding so bad.
So I have to ask this..."What experience with a NUT do you know of that had a wheel lug for a brain,and should be on a tricycle?"

 

[fredvegas]

Anybody with a Maryland license plate.
Worst.
Drivers.
Evar.

 

[cortezattic]

WTF Ernest! I said I was sorry. What more do you want?

 

[chuckw]

With 40+ years in the trucking business, there were to many. The 11 year old kid riding a bike with no brakes down a hill on a street that crossed the highway I was on. The idiot playing drifting in the snow as I approached. The dummie that decided 40 MPH on a snow covered two lane highway wasn't fast enough and left me setting in a bar ditch as she lost control beside my cab. I could go on for hours.