Turning on the light for late night whizzing may cause cancer...

[dudleydipstick]

Scientists are saying there's cancer trigger caused by the brain's response to switching on sudden bright lights at night.
Per the article:
"If you want to get up to go to the toilet, you should avoid reaching for the light switch. There are some plug-in lights that just glow, that are safe and you could use them as an alternative."
Will anyone follow this advice? Could you stomach anyone that would? Most importantly, can we now say "Screw it, it's hopeless!" and go back to smoking in peace?
Daily Mail Article

 

[igloo]

Hmmmm how do I get grant to study something like this .

 

[chuckw]

I have a night light in my bathroom.

 

[oppie]

File this under. People with way too much time on their hands.

 

[fhb2532]

Thr chief cause of Cancer(and death) is BIRTH!

 

[pstlpkr]

I agree with Frank.

What about sunlight and skin cancer?

I suppose that our government likes this report... because it thinks were mushrooms,

and want's to keep us in the dark and feed us BS.

 

[jcsoldit]

Hmmm... let me see increase the likelihood that I might get cancer by turning on the light... or the ration of BS I'm going to catch from my wife if I regularly miss my target in the dark... case closed let there be light!

 

[jcsoldit]

Phil... It’s always nice to receive guidance from someone as old and experienced as you.

 

[jcsoldit]

You’re a good man Phil… now go experience some more life and we’ll talk again later.

PS… Don’t forget to turn off the lights!

 

[cortezattic]

How about we all agree to pee-pee before we go to bed?

 

[fhb2532]

Larry, at our age that's not always enuf

 

[whiskeymick]

Whiskey needs no sleep - therefore no issue!

(Sez he as he stumbles out of bed - crunches toe in bedpost - pisses on cat and wakes up household so all can enjoy!)