Show us your Ugliest Pipes!

[shanez]

I have this thing my wife bought me as a joke. I kept it because it was a gift from her and it's actually quite a pipe for the $9 she paid for it.





Then I have this which was part of a group of pipes I bought. Yes it has a screen and looks like it was turned on a lathe but I'm not sure it's ever been smoked.





Last but not least I have this meer which has a dog on it. I like the dog but didn't notice in the pics prior to purchase that its snout is closer to a pig's than a dog's. Any carvers here willing to take a shot at fixing it?

 

[alaskanpiper]

There we go! That first one is spectacularly awful!

 

[curl]

I have a natural unfinished MM Mark Twain. I’m smoke it a lot because it works, but I smoke it when no one is looking. It seems an unfinished cob is not impervious to the elements and to handling. It is very pervious, it looks pretty dingy.

 

[SpookedPiper]

I have this thing my wife bought me as a joke. I kept it because it was a gift from her and it's actually quite a pipe for the $9 she paid for it.

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Then I have this which was part of a group of pipes I bought. Yes it has a screen and looks like it was turned on a lathe but I'm not sure it's ever been smoked.

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Last but not least I have this meer which has a dog on it. I like the dog but didn't notice in the pics prior to purchase that its snout is closer to a pig's than a dog's. Any carvers here willing to take a shot at fixing it?

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My goodness..please don't tell me you are spending money on these things! They were secret Santa gifts, right ?

 

[wolflarsen]

Dehydrated Chicken Foot Pipe.
Only smoked during specific Voodoo rituals.

 

[SpookedPiper]

Wow..I would be scared to own some of these pipes...let alone smoke from them!

 

[alaskanpiper]

Dehydrated Chicken Foot Pipe.
Only smoked during specific Voodoo rituals.

That is super goddamn gross! I especially like the expert craftsman’s exposed tube! Hahaha.

 

[SpookedPiper]

Winner winner chicken dinner?! I hope they ate the rest of the chicken at least!

 

[gamzultovah]

ya’ll can’t beat this little beauty on the ugly spectrum.

 

[alaskanpiper]

ya’ll can’t beat this little beauty on the ugly spectrum.

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That looks like a shitty 3D map of Isla Nublar a school kid made. Or something that should have vinegar and baking soda poured into it. Pretty damn ugly.

 

[brian64]

Dehydrated Chicken Foot Pipe.
Only smoked during specific Voodoo rituals.

I didn't think it was possible, but Saint Pete has a viable challenger.

It may not be uglier, but it invokes a feeling of revulsion that Pete's unholy creation lacks.

 

[gamzultovah]

That looks like a shitty 3D map of Isla Nublar a school kid made. Or something that should have vinegar and baking soda poured into it. Pretty damn ugly.

See, I told ya...?

 

[bron340]

I have this thing my wife bought me as a joke. I kept it because it was a gift from her and it's actually quite a pipe for the $9 she paid for it.

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Then I have this which was part of a group of pipes I bought. Yes it has a screen and looks like it was turned on a lathe but I'm not sure it's ever been smoked.

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Last but not least I have this meer which has a dog on it. I like the dog but didn't notice in the pics prior to purchase that its snout is closer to a pig's than a dog's. Any carvers here willing to take a shot at fixing it?

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It looks like capybara to me

 

[corncobguy]

Sometimes I feel like I have ugly ( beat down cheaper pipes) when I see other members pipe collection. But after this I feel pretty good about what I'm puffin.

 

[didimauw]

It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.

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Looks kinda like a butthole. Put that thing away would ya????

 

[didimauw]

And here's mine.....

Freehand Ugly Virgin Chubby Worm :: Make Your Own Pipe Project

The last pre drilled kit I had laying around. I told myself that I want going to mess around with carving pipes anymore, but I already bought this kit so I wasn't going to let it go to waste. Before After

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Still haven't smoked it yet....someday....

 

[alaskanpiper]

And here's mine.....

Freehand Ugly Virgin Chubby Worm :: Make Your Own Pipe Project

The last pre drilled kit I had laying around. I told myself that I want going to mess around with carving pipes anymore, but I already bought this kit so I wasn't going to let it go to waste. Before After

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Still haven't smoked it yet....someday....

 

[hauntedmyst]

Heres mine

 

[alaskanpiper]

Looks kinda like a butthole. Put that thing away would ya????

I thought the same thing. Kind of reminded me of Assy McGee:

 

[hauntedmyst]

Looks kinda like a butthole. Put that thing away would ya????

Well since you brought up buttholes...did anyone else notice the elephant / whale dong trend in new pipes? I just don't get it.

And then there is the petrified nut sack.