@brian64 @The Amish Tyrant Got another packet of Clan today; still practicing for clay pipe smoking competitions. I see why they smoke Clan in the clay pipe smoking competition I'm practicing for; I can down a clay pipe of Clan in under a minute!
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@brian64 @The Amish Tyrant Been volunteering for the Don Catchment Rivers Trust again today. Copying my files to a new hard drive; seems to take hours...
I don't want to fall asleep ?? in the bath
Going to get some more Clan down my throat!!!
Daamn Halfdan.. You can put em down. I can smoke a packet of cigarettes in an hour, If I'm driving. No way I could get that condor down so fast.. and for the mulled wine, that's something.
Be careful chugging that booze though.. That's a slippery slope.. I know I've slipped down it a time or two.
Be careful chugging that booze though.. That's a slippery slope.. I know I've slipped down it a time or two.
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser Thanks for the advice; glad you enjoyed the videos. I can smoke a cigarette in one drag!
Smoked all my Clan now.
Pretty impressive, Dan, but I'm a bit disappointed you didn't smoke the filter, too
You wouldn't let a little thing like that stop you, would you? Haha, just kidding around. Although I think I've accidentally smoked a filter or two in my day lol.@coming to_falling too Cigarette filters are meant to be non combustible
Only a fool would challenge @halfdan in any smokin' or drinkin' contest.
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser You'd probably lose
What if I don't win the clay pipe smoking competition???
I surprised my wife one year, a long time ago, and took her to the Kentucky State Fair Pipe Smoking Contest. I even didn't enter so as she wouldn't be left alone in a strange crowd. She STILL said it was worse than watching Paint Dry!
I haven't taken her to the fair since then!
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser You'd probably lose
What if I don't win the clay pipe smoking competition???
That would certainly make you a loser.. If you do lose, just come on here and tell us you won. We'll except that as truth and congratulate you.
You have the full support and backing of Pipesmagazine.. That's a big deal, you will definently have the upper hand.
My money is on you bro! Now get out there and smoke some ass!
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser Many thanks; going to down another clay now!
Downed my clay of Special Virginia in 1min 245s!
@Richmond B. Funkenhouser @coming to_falling too @brian64 Just chugged a clay pipe of Gold Block in under a minute. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
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