A Little Humor for the Day

[Bengel]

 

[Zero]

 

[J.Henry845]

 

[canucklehead]

 

[RobNYC]

 

[olkofri]

 

[shanez]

 

[olkofri]

 

[Bengel]

 

[simong]

 

[RobNYC]

 

[brian64]

 

[Zero]

 

[Hillcrest]

Eleven.

 

[brian64]

For real comedy, you gotta get the Babylon Bee headlines:

Global Warming Mysteriously Spikes Every Year Between June And August, Experts Say

Report: Noah's Wife Repeatedly Asked Him To Stop Posing On Prow Of Ark Shouting, 'I'm The King Of The World!

Country Music Industry Confused By Man Actually From Country Making Actual Music

White House Assures Americans We're Not A Banana Republic, We're A Democratic Banana Republic

Facebook Now Allows Users To Flag Anything They Disagree With As 'Literally Hitler'

New Ejection Seat Will Launch Anyone Who Brings Up Politics On Thanksgiving Into The Stratosphere

Man Who Agrees With The Media, Universities, Corporations, And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance

Nation's Wealthy, Privileged Gather To Lecture Nation On Evils Of Wealth, Privilege

 

[JOHN72]

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It looks like a banana (platano) from the Canary Islands.

 

[simong]

It looks like a banana (platano) from the Canary Islands.

No idea.
It wasn’t me who threw it, I’m too much of a gentleman to throw banana skins at innocent young ladies.

 

[brian64]

For real comedy, you gotta get the Babylon Bee headlines:

Global Warming Mysteriously Spikes Every Year Between June And August, Experts Say

Report: Noah's Wife Repeatedly Asked Him To Stop Posing On Prow Of Ark Shouting, 'I'm The King Of The World!

Country Music Industry Confused By Man Actually From Country Making Actual Music

White House Assures Americans We're Not A Banana Republic, We're A Democratic Banana Republic

Facebook Now Allows Users To Flag Anything They Disagree With As 'Literally Hitler'

New Ejection Seat Will Launch Anyone Who Brings Up Politics On Thanksgiving Into The Stratosphere

Man Who Agrees With The Media, Universities, Corporations, And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance

Nation's Wealthy, Privileged Gather To Lecture Nation On Evils Of Wealth, Privilege

Then there are the real headlines that surpass any satire the Babylon Bee could come up with:

Minneapolis Arts Center Slammed For Encouraging ‘Family Friendly’ DEMON SUMMONING

Minneapolis Arts Center Slammed For Encouraging ‘Family Friendly’ DEMON SUMMONING

“Families are invited to create a vessel to trap the demon

summit.news

 

[cosmicfolklore]

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I weigh myself fully naked. If you don’t like it you can go to a different grocery store.