Last night was a first: I finally had a dream that involved pipe smoking.
There I was with my wife. We were in a thrift store (which was part of a strip mall that I remember from other dreams... weird), just looking around. She was off on the other side somewhere and I was looking at the random crap they usually put on top of the clothing racks. And what do I find sitting up there? Why, a brand new, unopened, METAL tub of Half & Half with the old style logo. I estimated the can to be from the 1950's at the latest - no particular reason why - and looked at the price. $40! Well... this is a once in a lifetime find, I thought, so I brought it up front to purchase it. The woman at the counter looked at it and said something along the lines of, "How cool." Then, to my horror, she proceeded to pop the lid and break the seal so that she could sniff it. I took a sniff, too; I guess I couldn't blame her. With the damage already done, I said, "Might as well smoke some!" and started loading a bowl right there at the register. Sadly, the dream ended before I could light it....
At least I have some in real life, which I'm smoking now. So not all was lost.
Anyway, thought I'd share. Anyone else have oddly mundane "pipe dreams"?
There I was with my wife. We were in a thrift store (which was part of a strip mall that I remember from other dreams... weird), just looking around. She was off on the other side somewhere and I was looking at the random crap they usually put on top of the clothing racks. And what do I find sitting up there? Why, a brand new, unopened, METAL tub of Half & Half with the old style logo. I estimated the can to be from the 1950's at the latest - no particular reason why - and looked at the price. $40! Well... this is a once in a lifetime find, I thought, so I brought it up front to purchase it. The woman at the counter looked at it and said something along the lines of, "How cool." Then, to my horror, she proceeded to pop the lid and break the seal so that she could sniff it. I took a sniff, too; I guess I couldn't blame her. With the damage already done, I said, "Might as well smoke some!" and started loading a bowl right there at the register. Sadly, the dream ended before I could light it....
At least I have some in real life, which I'm smoking now. So not all was lost.
Anyway, thought I'd share. Anyone else have oddly mundane "pipe dreams"?