I Carved A Non-Tipping Desk Pipe From Canadian Arbutus ??

[canucklehead]

poor pipe. You have to put it out of it's misery. Just be quick about it. Don't tell it what's coming load it with it's favorite blend and when it's not looking pop a cap in it's chamber. You know it's the right thing to do.

This what it used to look like originally.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

It makes me irrationally angry when I tip a pipe full of ashes onto important papers and other desk stuff. The spilling needs to end.

I totally agree.