REWARD--will give body part for returned pipe.

[ernest]

Do you have a pipe you have become so attached to that you would give a body part up to get it back if for some reason it should go missing?I would give my baby toe nail and three beard hairs both by the roots for the safe return of mine.Can anyone beat that or do I just need to get a life?

 

[fred]

At this stage of life, I'm more concerned with keeping things from

falling off... I need all the body parts I have left.

 

[ernest]

Come on,give us a kidney-we got two of them.

 

[pstlpkr]

Off topic.... Kind of...
Two lepers sitting on a park bench.
One says: Hey Joe, haven't seen much of you around lately.
Ba-dump-dump.

 

[ernest]

Ah-But were the two lepers sitting on the park bench smoking a pipe?If so then we are still on topic.

 

[pstlpkr]

Of course they were....
Why else would they be on the park bench, if not to stoke up some 1Q.

 

[hobie1dog]

nope it's just stuff and NOTHING really matters in this life...it's all part of the Grand Illusion...and it all goes to Goodwill when you pass on to the Other Side anyway, contrary to your will, as they will do what is most convenient for them to do with your "stuff".

 

[ernest]

Oh my goodness hobie1dog,think about that beautiful grain running through your briar.There is no two alike.Now you think about that and tell me if you wouldn't at least give up your toe nail clippings for it back.

 

[ernest]

Oh my goodness hobie1dog,think about that beautiful grain running through your briar.There is no two alike.Now you think about that and tell me if you wouldn't at least give up your toe nail clippings for it back.

 

[strongirish]

No, I have too many good ones and there are so many more to buy. I too am just trying to keep my body parts working these days.

 

[unclearthur]

I have no body parts to spare. On the other hand I have WAY too many pipes.